my top 10 favorites this week:
puns your kids will love too

01

A guy goes to the hospital with eight plastic horses in his belly! His condition is now stable.

 

02

What's the biggest pan in the world?  JaPAN- get it? 

 

03

What's a snowman's favorite pastime?  Chillin'

 

04

You're becoming a vegetarian?  I think that's a missed steak.  

 

05

Why does Peter Pan fly all time?  He Neverlands.  

 

06

Why was the tomato all red?  It saw the salad dressing.

 

07

Why is your math book so sad?  Too many problems?  

 

08

What's a fish with no eye?  A fsh.

 

09

What happens when you cross a vampire and a snowman?  You get frostbite.

 

10

Why did the calf cross the road?  To get to the udder side. 

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